Joke About Divorce, the new single from Blossoms, out now: https://blossomsband.lnk.to/JokeAboutDivorce

Lyrics:
It’s a fine mess (it’s a fine mess)
I got myself into (what have you got yourself into)
I’m in a spin (he’s in a spin)
with nowhere to spin to (where’s he gonna spin to?)

But I know I should think before I open my mouth (yeah you should think before you talk)
And I know that some things shouldn’t be said out loud (so why’d you go and say it)

I guess this arguments not the place for a joke about divorce
My intentions were just a playful thing
To make you laugh of course
I’m neither use nor ornament
I must wait
My affections you ignore
I guess this arguments not the place for a joke about divorce

My phone calls (her phones still ringing now)
You curse (Tom what the fuck?)
I said I’ll write you some verse (write you some verse)
You said ‘boy you’ve some nerve!’ (You’ve got some nerve)

But I won’t include verbiage I’m not sure about
(Who’d you think you are?)
Or use a refrain just to stretch the strain out
(why’d you go and say it?)

I guess this arguments not the place for a joke about divorce
My intentions were just a playful thing
To make you laugh of course
I’m neither use nor ornament
I must wait
My affections you ignore
I guess this arguments not the place for a joke about divorce

For a grown man
I should know better
Now I’m staring out
The front room window
Haven’t spoke for hours
Yeah I regret it
And while I find the words suppose I’ll just say

I guess this arguments not the place for a joke about divorce
My intentions were just a playful thing
To make you laugh of course
I’m neither use nor ornament
I must wait
My affections you ignore
I guess this arguments not the place for a joke about divorce

Don’t joke about it
No no no no don’t joke about it

No no don’t joke about divorce

I made a joke about divorce

Credits:

Director: Tom Ogden
Producer: Blossoms
Editor: Tom Ogden
DOP: George Haydock
Camera Operator: George Haydock
1st AD & Stills Photography: Ewan Ogden
1st AC: Ken Carson
Gaffer: Sara Zourki
Spark: Max Sandiford
Production/Set Designer: Roisin Jenner
Hair: Katie Ogden, Christian King, Anna Taylor at Bohemian Salon
Choreographer: Rosie Terry Toogood
Makeup: Holly McDermott
Art Director: Charlotte Thomas
Art Assistants: Robert Hampsey, Jen Horridge, Olivia Payne
Set Painters: Joseph Sandham, Maryam Kanchwala, Caitlin Hooper, Charlotte Theophile, Olivia Smith
BTS: Lucas Rigby
Grade: Aaron Dunleavy
Film Processing: #KodakFilmLabLDN
Film Scanning: @digital_orchard
Location: CHADS Theatre, Cheadle Hulme, Stockport

Cast:
Narrator: Callum Scott Howells
Dancers: Kiki Wilcock, Celia Watson, Keria Peoples, Millie Norval
Hand: Anais Gallagher

Special thanks to everyone at CHADS Theatre, Margaret Hutt, William Nolan, Sue Walters, Peter Meddows,
Paul Burt, Kathryn Meddows, Diana Lawson

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